It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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