Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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