Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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