Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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