But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I love you.
Bad choice
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