kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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