Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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