just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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