I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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