Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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