It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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