Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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