why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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