i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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