The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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