I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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