i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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