I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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