They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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