i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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