Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
is that a dick in a sweater?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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