She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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