Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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