Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
