I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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