nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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