I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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