was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
These tits shall not be calmed
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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