So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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