butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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