She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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