White coat. Heels.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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