so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Randomize
