fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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