Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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