Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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