your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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