Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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