party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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