I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I wear drunk well.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
