He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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