I must be too annoying 4 u.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
