yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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