ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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