Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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