I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
