Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
