wakey wakey hands off snakey
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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