1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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