i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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